I understand: “Press one for [something, something], press two for [hunh?], and press three for [yikes!].”
My strategy was to stab at the keypad at random and just hope not to get disconnected.
Yet even when I got a receptionist on the line, it wasn’t always easy. Here’s an actual transcript of my attempt at making an appointment:
Me: You are located on the Geldropseweg, correct?
Me: Really, it’s not the Geldropseweg?
Receptionist: No. We are on the [in a more guttural accent] GEL-DROP-SE-WEG.